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Tom Pendergast's avatar

Don’t you dare 6 7

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

No respect for 6 7. It means nothing. There was a moment when the boy was all giggles about 69 and then later 420

🅟🅐🅤🅛 🅜🅐🅒🅚🅞's avatar

Andrew, at the end of the day, let's circle back because keeping everyone in the loop is a piece of cake compared to the drama of being left on read. I have a hot take: if you’re acting all boujee but your bank account is crying, that lifestyle is going to cost an arm and a leg. Seriously, if you're letting some influencer's rizz live rent-free in your head, you need to touch grass. I'm 100% sure that if we don't do a vibe check on this plan, we’ll just be barking up the wrong tree.

~your Boss

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

no cap, ngl boss your comment is fire. tbh, that goes in the parking lot. put a pin in it, let’s double click later or I’m gonna flip a bit rn.

Albert Cory's avatar

Shooting a shotgun at a skunk? I don't need a ballistics expert to know that that's probably not the approved way to do it.

Cover it with a big, thick tarp first? Knock it unconscious with some gas and then lock it in an airtight container?

Obsessively thinking about this some more: it’s easy. You shoot it with a tranquilizer dart, then use the euthanasia drug on it. Any Animal Control agency should have at least the first of those.

Follow me for more skunk-removal tips.

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

The Wyoming side of my family has come forward with similar thoughts. Something about not wasting bullets ...

Frank Mariani's avatar

Aw heck. I don't ever try to speak to kids using the latest trendy words. You wanna converse with me? Then speak MY language. It's been around a lot longer than yours.

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Fortunately, the smart ones are bi-lingual.

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

That skunk went out like a legend. If I don’t leave this world with that level of defiance, I DON'T WANT IT!

Happy Friday, Andrew...

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

🦨 they’re just like squirrels until they aren’t

Neela 🌶️'s avatar

YES, they are.

I am battling 2 new ones today in the yard.

aggressive ASF.

Happy Monday, Andrew...

keith hanna's avatar

Slay.

(My teenagers tell me this means "that's really good", but also, I'm not allowed to say it as I'm not down with the kids anymore)

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

It’s true; don’t embarrass yourself. Actually I bet you don’t get embarrassed anymore but they sure do. SLAY!

John Ward's avatar

"I didn’t intentionally watch curling, it was constantly on as filler between the more interesting events."

You expect us to believe that?

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

lol well i do - kinda - know the rules now. They kept talking about the hammer though. WHAT EVEN IS THE HAMMER?

Wyrd Smythe's avatar

It wasn't until long after she passed that the lightbulb went on, and I realized that my mom's expression about someone being "full of prunes" was a very polite way of saying "full of shit". But then my mom and dad were very polite people. 😄

Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

That’s the best; there’s another phrase I’ve heard thats a similar backwards insult - ‘bless your heart’ I don’t know if you ever saw that culture clash movie awhile back with the dude from the office ‘Vengeance’ but that’s what the mom always says.

Wyrd Smythe's avatar

Heh. I never saw it, but I can imagine. That said, “Bless your heart” can also be positive.